‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the net
Florist saw Yahoo! Local showing something instead;
Of their own URLs for their real flower shops,
FTD.com’s link did Yahoo Local just plop.
Florist listings lead shoppers to the ‘national’ site,
Where commissions and fees FTD’d rake in with delight.
Or switch sales to boxes of FedExed bouquets;
Local florists unneeded to [...]
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