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The following is an e-mail that I sent to Mr. Glen Beck. I would be nice if others that share these feelings also send corraspondence to this "wonderful" radio host. It states that he recives several hundred emails daily, let's see if we can't at least double that number. Let the voice of REAL american florists be heard! You can email him at Glen Beck

I feel that it is my duty, as a professional dealer of CRAP for the last 30 years. To express to you my displeasure over your sponsorship of PROFLOWERS.CON. Having been listening to you for some time now(while servicing the CRAP I sell). It is quite apparent that your knowledge about crap is extremely limited. So much so, that the Crap you do know would easily be misplaced in your Mothers Thimble. While at the same time, not realizing just how much CRAP your standing in NOW.

Take your often asserted statements that PROFLOWERS doesn't cut the flowers from the farm until your order is placed. For you to make that statement only highlights your complete lack of knowledge on how real CRAP is handled. If you honestly think that Maria and Manguel run out to the field and cut the Crap after an order is placed, then you need to have your head drained. Simply because it's full of too much CRAP.

You might wish to look a little deeper into the company your sponsoring. By all accounts, there is a place in your own home city(Philly is it not) processing PROFLOWERS packages as I type. Well ahead of any orders being placed. The old box now, label later way of distributing CRAP. Now, I'm not from your neck of the woods. But maybe you could check out what CRAP farms are around your home town that PROFLOWERS could possibly be harvesting from???

They must be some farm. Considering some 80% of all the CRAP sold in the GOOD OLD U.S.of A. is grown off-shore(thats overseas if your unsure of the meaning)

I could go on with other info for you about the CRAP industry. However, I think it will go in one eye and out the other like water through a sieve.

The aspect of your sponsorship that I find most troubling is not the purely fabricated lie on how PROFLOWERS processes their CRAP. It is more the way you so willingly disparage some 30,000 hard working AMERICANS that hold all those TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES you so often espouse. Many of those 30,000 come from, and live in, those small towns you go on and on about being the real America.

Now, I know. We live in a Capitalist Country and all. And you need to support your family in the manor of the American dream. But is it really FREEKING necessary for you to @@@@ all over 30,000 fellow Americans just to make a buck or 2. The CRAP is getting a bit deep and it's starting to stink!

Peter E. Coleman
Coleman Florist Inc
President/Owner
Purveyors of CRAP for 4 generations.